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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?6 s' x7 c% k# P5 S% f: ~: P1 X
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# m; ?; z8 t- D; C( U+ Y+ bNo.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.2(没话找话型)
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" N5 G0 f* Z" M# T. I) }: W7 L% t“What kind of dog is that?”
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?: ~6 W* A: i _/ [. Z3 }% \: g
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No.5(夸赞型)
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/ H2 D! {% i( i1 b-You have a great smile.
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No.6(酒吧场景)
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% j) r+ X1 g! n& F1 p- ]-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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% d$ O: n6 B, q+ ]7 ^-Can I buy you a drink?
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5 t/ J2 L2 o7 \1 j% t-Are you here alone?
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02错误示范
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% X, G+ R0 f3 n! l1 y, h1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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: e9 [$ o, E" \! rExample: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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, ~9 _. S2 r2 r, J1 d* d/ h3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.& [4 z8 ]7 @( D8 C
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6 c' k' q5 B' w/ Z5 rTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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, b, B1 v1 ~/ D7 x0 ~& a6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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0 _) ~( B- F7 Q& aTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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; ^, w$ u5 M, T2 H4 {( ^10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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Jane(暮光之城)
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+ i/ W6 d+ i7 I看了这么多还不会?
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4 f' b7 R: M8 }2 u$ h/ W' }2 [理科生不懂浪漫?
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; |, c2 y; Q! `) ~最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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