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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!+ A& e: L0 |. _, k9 Q1 s
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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9 y7 @) c) t- {( D0 {3 T6 bNo.1: (冷笑话型)
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.2(没话找话型)
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“What kind of dog is that?”1 R8 J9 _7 M" w7 Y1 l' L" [
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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1 p5 D( `5 x( \-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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, H4 a( P4 u. j# [-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?0 D: }8 c0 {5 Z# a! t6 r( k
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! z" p/ C1 ?: v3 w-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.) H" [4 n7 Z' ^# D1 g5 h; Q
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No.6(酒吧场景)
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...$ n4 o, a$ k# q: x( q& P; {/ \
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)- U& Q: k- a1 a( |1 \
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.: Z9 D! Q3 M" P1 J5 \
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) j, r+ p; C( d3 \) a3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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9 l# N5 e) J8 [! g1 d- h" s: o4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?8 \4 B* Z* j5 d% @
3 V. N# D/ S8 R5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls( V' [8 W; W3 p: a% C* {5 d. B M* c
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.' U0 w" W2 y/ j4 [. r3 q' d
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邓布利多(哈利波特)
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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Walter(绝命毒师): X7 s/ S' y, A9 {4 [9 G. T
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Rose(神秘博士)
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理科生不懂浪漫?2 c8 c4 j( \0 L0 T
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~$ R# @6 a# `( a. l+ ~6 r
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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" D2 u. J; D; y& j0 o' h/ J; j用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)6 V9 y! B( R9 c+ S# G. c
( [! k7 l1 H8 N! B5 S5 n% a' T最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...
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